this could be paradise(:

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

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slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

image

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these-times-will-pass: Love quotes? you will love this blog!

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

blasianxbri: nukirk: myinnerfrankcastle: chicagoknight: wasn’t expecting that It went from hardcore to West Side Story real quick. Still making me laugh. can’t lmfao

blasianxbri:

nukirk:

myinnerfrankcastle:

chicagoknight:

wasn’t expecting that

It went from hardcore to West Side Story real quick.

Still making me laugh.

can’t lmfao

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fishingboatproceeds: edwardspoonhands: ka-blamo: Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here? What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or… OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

ka-blamo:

Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?

What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…

OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)

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‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

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